Anti-bucket list

My friend, Steve Heller, had this up on his website yesterday. He got the idea from a comedian and urged others to give it a try. Who am I to put Steve off, plus I thought it was pretty funny.
So here are a few things I could care less if I ever do.

live in southern california again (the longer Im away the less I like it, no offense to you lovers of all things CA)
read all of the Harry Potter books
go to Asia
own crocks
wear pegged pants
run in any kind of race
get a masters degree
learn another language
write a book
visit the senate
learn to juggle
be a vegan
stop eating chocolate
drive across the US from coast to coast
have a sappy husband
own a convertible
ski down a black diamond run
take up martial arts
join the Church choir
go paragliding
go to Mardi Gras
learn to play chess
watch singing in the rain
own a cat
own a snake
shop at abercrombie and finch
take singing lessons
insist that i am in full make-up every morning before i leave the house
live in the country
have a personalized license plate cover
learn how to do my taxes
see Celine Dion in concert
own a playstation
watch American Idol
be a diet coke person
eat broccoli and cauliflower
go to Disney World, or FL. at all for that matter
garden
meet the cast from Twilight